A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar, celebrating his birthday.
Suddenly a gorgeous woman enters and sits down a few seats away. The woman is so attractive that the geezer just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while, she notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the woman looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. It doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition.â€
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the elderly man asks her what her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand.
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.”
Our needs change as we get older.