Generated by All in One SEO v5.0.1.1, this is an llms.txt file, used by LLMs to index the site. # Geezer Guff For funny and feisty seniors ## Posts - [Aetna Medicare team brings joy to seniors through music](https://www.geezerguff.com/aetna-medicare-team-brings-joy-to-seniors-through-music/) - YouTube video about Songs 4 Seniors, a program that taps into local high school musical talent to bring the joy of music to senior living facilities. - [Older people know about living on the edge](https://www.geezerguff.com/older-people-know-about-living-on-the-edge/) - Older folks know all about living on the edge -- we used to answer the phone without knowing who it was. - [A dog and a walker](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-dog-and-a-walker/) - A funny cartoon about a lady, a walker, and a dog. - [I knew a place called Yesterday...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-knew-a-place-called-yesterday/) - A nostalgic poem about Yesterday and how geezers remember it. - [How we used to text...](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-we-used-to-text/) - A funny picture to remind us of what texting used to be like in the old days. - [My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60s...](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-ability-to-remember-song-lyrics-from-the-60s/) - Funny saying about our ability to remember 60s song lyrics. - [The Geezer's New Corvette](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-geezers-new-corvette/) - Funny story about a senior citizen and his new Corvette. - [Hardest Geezer Russ Cook: The First Brit to Run the Length of Africa](https://www.geezerguff.com/hardest-geezer-russ-cook-the-first-brit-to-run-the-length-of-africa/) - An interview with Russ Cook of Britain who recently finished running the length of Africa. - [You might be old if...](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-might-be-old-if/) - You might be old if you remember what's on this list. Not so old if you don't know what some of them are. - [How to fall asleep in a living room chair](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-to-fall-asleep-in-a-living-room-chair/) - Simple tips for how to fall asleep in a living room chair. - [We may not party like we used to...](https://www.geezerguff.com/we-may-not-party-like-we-used-to/) - Funny photo. We may not party like we used to, but if we can take a nap we can party till dark. - [Fun things that happen as we age](https://www.geezerguff.com/fun-things-that-happen-as-we-age/) - A funny cartoon about what can happen to our bodies as we age. - [I am aging, or so everyone is telling me. I guess that’s OK.](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-am-aging-or-so-everyone-is-telling-me-i-guess-thats-ok/) - Jim Autry, in the Des Moines Register, discusses how he was surprised when younger people offered to help him because of his age. - [Geezer's Paradox](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezers-paradox/) - Cool photo with caption describing the Geezer's Paradox. - [Grew up with 3 TV channels](https://www.geezerguff.com/grew-up-with-3-tv-channels/) - I grew up with 3 TV channels, no smartphone, no Internet, and had a wonderful life. - [Alphabet of the Obsolete](https://www.geezerguff.com/alphabet-of-the-obsolete-2/) - An alphabetical cartoon journey though what is now obsolete. - [How we bought shoes](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-we-bought-shoes/) - When we were young and went to the shoe store, these were the instruments used to fit us for shoes. - [You Can Still Call Me "Geezer"](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-can-still-call-me-geezer/) - Senior citizens apparently don't like the term "geezer." Geezer Bill respectfully disagrees. - [Hitting the Road -- Off to Retirement Living](https://www.geezerguff.com/hitting-the-road-off-to-retirement-living/) - The house is empty. The car is packed. Only memories remain before moving on to retirement living. - [Seniors: Take Charge Of Your Retirement: The Ultimate Financial Moves by Miranda Owen](https://www.geezerguff.com/seniors-take-charge-of-your-retirement-the-ultimate-financial-moves-by-miranda-owen/) - Methods for managing your retirement savings, including the avalanche method, saving, selling assets, and not overspending. - [Retirement Age is 67...](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-age-is-67/) - A few statements to remind us to enjoy life NOW! - [The Scar Shared by My Generation](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-scar-shared-by-my-generation/) - Photos of a scar on an arm that a few generations share. - [A Generation That Will Never Come Back](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-generation-that-will-never-come-back/) - A list of what the boomer and geezer generations will leave behind in memory only. - [Yes I'm a Senior Citizen](https://www.geezerguff.com/yes-im-a-senior-citizen/) - Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen. I'm the life of the party until 8 p.m. but I'm having the time of my life. - [Middle age is when...](https://www.geezerguff.com/middle-age-is-when/) - Middle age is when these are all true! - [104-year-old making skydive that could make her oldest skydiver](https://www.geezerguff.com/104-year-old-making-skydive-that-could-make-her-oldest-skydiver/) - Dorothy Hoffner, a 104-year-old woman, skydiving to make it to the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's oldest skydiver. - [Peanut's Retired Grampa](https://www.geezerguff.com/peanuts-retired-grampa/) - A Peanuts cartoon from 1985 demonstrating that we elders haven't changed in years! - [Mental Age Assessment](https://www.geezerguff.com/mental-age-assessment/) - A fast and funny assessment of your mental age. - [Thoughts about aging](https://www.geezerguff.com/thoughts-about-aging/) - An older woman shares some funny thoughts about aging. - [Almost in Retirement: Home Sale, Escrow, and Inspection](https://www.geezerguff.com/almost-in-retirement-home-sale-escrow-and-inspection/) - At last the house is sold and escrow begins, but there is still the matter of an inspection. - [94-Year-Old Travels to See 90-Year-Old Sister ‘One Last Time’](https://www.geezerguff.com/94-year-old-travels-to-see-90-year-old-sister-one-last-time/) - TikTok captures 94-year-old who travels from New Hampshire to Nevada to see her 90-year-old sister one last time. - [Darn tootin' I'm speeding...](https://www.geezerguff.com/darn-tootin-im-speeding/) - Funny cartoon about some oldsters speeding by Lex Graham. - [The Wheels of Life](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-wheels-of-life/) - Cartoon depicting the wheels of life from our first baby carriage to our last wheel chair. - ["I'm with Boomers on this one."](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-with-boomers-on-this-one/) - Historian Dr. Eladio B. Bobadilla Tweets the question ""What makes you go, 'I'm with the boomers on this one?'" - [Enjoy them while they're young...](https://www.geezerguff.com/enjoy-them-while-theyre-young/) - Funny quote about enjoying them while they're young -- and we don't mean kids! - [Geezer Romance is Hard](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-romance-is-hard/) - An article about one man's reaction to senior dating, by Mike Taylor. - ["Retarded" Grandparents](https://www.geezerguff.com/retarded-grandparents/) - A child writes an unintentionally funny story about his "retarded" grandparents. - [Music Hits Revisited](https://www.geezerguff.com/music-hits-revisited/) - The song titles of a few golden oldie hits revisited and updated for a slightly aging crowd. - [Latest Model TV - 1952](https://www.geezerguff.com/latest-model-tv-1952/) - Funny cartoon recalling the black-and-white TVs from 1952. - [Do You Remember Rabbit Ears?](https://www.geezerguff.com/do-you-remember-rabbit-ears/) - A recollection of my first indoor antenna -- the rabbit ears that were supposed to improve black and white TV reception. - [One day you're 21...then you're 65](https://www.geezerguff.com/one-day-youre-21-then-youre-65/) - Funny saying: One day you're 21...then you're 65... - [50's Smart Phone and Contact List](https://www.geezerguff.com/50s-smart-phone-and-contact-list/) - We, too, had our versions of smart phones and contact lists as this funny picture demonstrates. - [Aging Budget](https://www.geezerguff.com/aging-budget/) - Funny John Allen cartoon from years ago about budgeting that is still relevant today. - [Seniors Dance](https://www.geezerguff.com/49590-2/) - Another funny geezer cartoon from the pen of Gibbleguts cartoonist Dan Gibson. - [Geezer Happy Hour](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-happy-hour/) - You have to be over 60 to enjoy the Geezer Happy Hour in Ann Arbor, Michigan - [The many words for 'old'](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-many-words-for-old/) - An article about the many meanings of the word 'old'. - [Stages of Man](https://www.geezerguff.com/stages-of-man/) - Funny cartoon depicting the 7 stages of man from screaming baby to Geezer. - [Being Cool](https://www.geezerguff.com/being-cool/) - This is the geezer's paradox about being cool. - [I had a phone attached to a wall...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-had-a-phone-attached-to-a-wall/) - Hard to believe, but there was a time when I had a phone attached to the wall. When it rang... - [3 Men Help Elderly Couple Into Car in Touching Moment](https://www.geezerguff.com/3-men-help-elderly-couple-into-car-in-touching-moment/) - In this touching video, 3 men help an elderly couple into their car. - [Where did I bury my bones?](https://www.geezerguff.com/where-did-i-bury-my-bones/) - Funny cartoon about an old dog who can't remember where he buried his bones. For pun lovers. - [When I was eighteen...](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-i-was-eighteen/) - Funny saying: When I was eighteen I used to touch my toes twenty times, but now... - [Old Woman and the Bank Teller](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-woman-and-the-bank-teller/) - A funny story about an older woman who confronts a teller about a bank withdrawal. Experience vs. "the rules." - [Middle Aged Chopper](https://www.geezerguff.com/middle-aged-chopper/) - Funny cartoon about a motorcycle designed for middle aged (and beyond) people. - [I'm not getting wiser with age...](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-not-getting-wiser-with-age/) - Funny pictures about not getting wiser with age. Or is it about getting wiser? - [Kids exploring ancient ruins](https://www.geezerguff.com/kids-exploring-ancient-ruins/) - Funny photo of kids exploring ancient ruins. - [Behind The Badge Brief-Unforgettable Ride](https://www.geezerguff.com/behind-the-badge-brief-unforgettable-ride/) - A heartwarming story about a police officer helping an old woman walking on the side of the road. - [When the phone rings at 10 pm...](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-the-phone-rings-at-10-pm/) - Funny cartoon about knowing you're old when the phone rings at 10 pm. - [I've Got OCD...](https://www.geezerguff.com/ive-got-ocd/) - I've got OCD...Old, Cranky, and Dangerous! - [Age 12 vs. Age 50](https://www.geezerguff.com/age-12-vs-age-50/) - Aging quote about our bodies at 12 versus our bodies at 50 and beyond. - [Phonograph record on a cereal box](https://www.geezerguff.com/phonograph-record-on-a-cereal-box/) - Do you remember when cereal boxes had phonograph records on them? - [Grandma's in hiding from the virus cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandmas-in-hiding-from-the-virus-cartoon/) - Cartoon about kid finding grandma in the tall grass. - [Computer tech support instructions cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/computer-tech-support-instructions-cartoon/) - Funny cartoon about a senior who may be having a little trouble following the instructions from computer tech support. - [When self-driving cars become mainstream...](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-self-driving-cars-become-mainstream/) - Funny photo. When self-driving cars go mainstream it won't just be geezers who will be arriving at their destinations dead. - [I can't do Snapchat, but...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-cant-do-snapchat-but/) - Geezer quote: I can't do Snapchat or TikTok. But I can write in cursive and do more... - [Geezer advice: Do not sit on the floor...](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-advice-do-not-sit-on-the-floor/) - Not to self: Do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get back up. - [Seniors celebrate at special prom](https://www.geezerguff.com/seniors-celebrate-at-special-prom/) - News story about a special Senior Prom for elderly who have been isolated during the Covid pandemic. - [My goal in life...](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-goal-in-life/) - Funny lady geezer photo about old friends causing havoc in the nursing home. - [I miss the good old days when...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-miss-the-good-old-days-when/) - I miss the good old days when I used to do things instead of... - [Getting older is like being...](https://www.geezerguff.com/getting-older-is-like-being/) - Funny geezer cartoon: Getting older is like being in a haunted house... - [What does it feel like to be old?](https://www.geezerguff.com/what-does-it-feel-like-to-be-old/) - An older woman answer the question What does it feel like to be old? - [Being a grandpa can be tough...](https://www.geezerguff.com/being-a-grandpa-can-be-tough/) - Being a grandpa must be tough because a baby can name you. Funny post. - [You know you're old when...](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-know-youre-old-when-2/) - You know you're old when you clean to the music you used to drink to. - [Getting old isn't so bad, except for...](https://www.geezerguff.com/getting-old-isnt-so-bad-except-for/) - Funny geezer cartoon. Getting old isn't so bad...except for the forgetfulness. - [Best thing about being over 50?](https://www.geezerguff.com/best-thing-about-being-over-50/) - Funny cartoon with a few ladies having a laugh about the best things about being over 50. - [Souped up travel scooter](https://www.geezerguff.com/souped-up-travel-scooter/) - Try this souped up travel scooter on for size. - [Songs for the Elderly - Foil Arms and Hog](https://www.geezerguff.com/songs-for-the-elderly-foil-arms-and-hog/) - The Irish sketch comedy group Foil Arms and Hog provides geezer laughs by giving classic rock songs a fun twist. - [Got any tips? Aging While Young](https://www.geezerguff.com/got-any-tips-aging-while-young/) - In this article from the Bonner County Daily Bee (Idaho), author Paul Graves was caught by surprise when his dental hygienist asked him if he had any tips about aging. He then provides a list, in no particular order, of tips for aging for young people. Here's just a few of the tips: • Remember - [BEST SENIOR CITIZEN DANCERS EVER #2](https://www.geezerguff.com/best-senior-citizen-dancers-ever-2/) - Two senior citizen dancers swing out to Mambo Italiano. - [Wrinkles wrinkles on your skin...](https://www.geezerguff.com/wrinkles-wrinkles-on-your-skin/) - Funny poem that begins with wrinkles, wrinkles... - [Old age comes at a bad time!](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-age-comes-at-a-bad-time/) - Funny quote. Old age comes at bad time! - [Why I Like Retirement](https://www.geezerguff.com/why-i-like-retirement/) - A funny list of why geezers like retirement. - [If you can't look back at your younger self...](https://www.geezerguff.com/if-you-cant-look-back-at-your-younger-self/) - A funny quote about looking back and your younger self and realizing you were an idiot. - [When you're 20...](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-youre-20/) - Funny Running Wyld cartoon about gaining wisdom as you age. - [Just saw on the news...](https://www.geezerguff.com/just-saw-on-the-news/) - Just saw on the news that people should check on the elderly. - [Aging Quote from Dick Van Dyke](https://www.geezerguff.com/aging-quote-from-dick-van-dyke/) - Quote about aging from fellow geezer Dick Van Dyke. - [Cat meme for geezers. When the music you listened to in high school...](https://www.geezerguff.com/cat-meme-for-geezers-when-the-music-you-listened-to-in-high-school/) - Funny cat meme for geezers. When that music you listened to in high school... - [Growing Old Gracefully Like Fine Wine...](https://www.geezerguff.com/growing-old-gracefully-like-fine-wine/) - I envy people that grow old gracefully like fine wine because... - [Senior Citizen Walmart Greeter Fired After Two Days](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-citizen-walmart-greeter-fired-after-two-days/) - A retired veteran is fired as a Walmart greeter for his interactions with a rude customer. See the story from YouTube. - [Grumpy Old Git To-Do List](https://www.geezerguff.com/grumpy-old-git-to-do-list/) - A To-Do List for any old git who's grumpy. - [I don't mind getting older...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-dont-mind-getting-older/) - I don't mind getting older but my body is taking it badly. - [You don't realize how old you are until...](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-dont-realize-how-old-you-are-until/) - A quick laugh for the holiday season. You don't realize how old you are until... - [Pillage doesn't mean what it used to](https://www.geezerguff.com/pillage-doesnt-mean-what-it-used-to/) - A funny cartoon depicting a weekly event every geezer understands. - [Short term memory](https://www.geezerguff.com/short-term-memory/) - Funny e-card about short term memory. - [Gramouflage](https://www.geezerguff.com/gramouflage/) - Gramouflage. Like camouflage, but for grandma. - [At my age...](https://www.geezerguff.com/at-my-age/) - Funny cartoon that is perfect for Thanksgiving as well as any day for a retired geezer. - [1st place winners Grand Nationals 2017 Champion Swing Dancing](https://www.geezerguff.com/1st-place-winners-grand-nationals-2017-champion-swing-dancing/) - Sam West & Ellen Taylor impressed the crowd at the 2017 Grand National Dance competition with their swing dance moves. - [Alarm Clock for Retirees](https://www.geezerguff.com/alarm-clock-for-retirees/) - Funny cartoon about an alarm clock for retirees that offers options. - [Rock concert audience evolution](https://www.geezerguff.com/rock-concert-audience-evolution/) - Cartoon about the evolution of the rock concert audience. - [Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy](https://www.geezerguff.com/billy-connolly-colonoscopy/) - In this funny YouTube video, Billy Connolly, a Scotish comedian, describes the prep for a colonoscopy. - [Panty Raid at the Retirement Village](https://www.geezerguff.com/panty-raid-at-the-retirement-village/) - Funny cartoon about a panty raid at the retirement village. - [How Old is "Elderly"?](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-old-is-elderly/) - An article that discusses how the word "elderly" is not appreciated by the "elderly." - [Who you callin' elderly? Not me!](https://www.geezerguff.com/who-you-callin-elderly-not-me/) - Humorous article by Rita Allen of the Times-Gazette in which she considers when "old age" really begins. - [Older Women Save the Cat Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/older-women-save-the-cat-cartoon/) - A funny cartoon that shows the positive side of using walkers. - [So glad I grew up in the 70's](https://www.geezerguff.com/so-glad-i-grew-up-in-the-70s/) - So glad I grew up in the 70's...or any time before. - [Don't Mess with the Elderly](https://www.geezerguff.com/dont-mess-with-the-elderly/) - An article detailing how phone scammers caught the author's dad, even though he knew better. - [New Nile Virus Detected!](https://www.geezerguff.com/new-nile-virus-detected/) - There's been a new Nile Virus detected. Read through the symptoms to see if you have been affected. Virus humor! - [The older I get the tighter...](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-older-i-get-the-tighter/) - The older I get the tighter companies are putting the lids on jars. - [Seniors' Parachute Club](https://www.geezerguff.com/seniors-parachute-club/) - A short story about a daughter nagging a Geezer and his fun response. Should give you a chuckle. - [How I feel when I'm jamming out...](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-i-feel-when-im-jamming-out/) - A funny juxtaposition of photos showing how we see ourselves when we're dancing and singing and how our kids see us. - [Getting lucky at my age means...](https://www.geezerguff.com/getting-lucky-at-my-age-means/) - Funny photo meme about what getting lucky means at geezer age. - [Leading cause for injury in old men...](https://www.geezerguff.com/leading-cause-for-injury-in-old-men/) - Funny meme about the leading cause of injury to old men. - [Paper maps and pirates](https://www.geezerguff.com/paper-maps-and-pirates/) - A 6 year old points out how we navigated like pirates. - [Teen Mistakenly Moves into Retirement Community](https://www.geezerguff.com/teen-mistakenly-moves-into-retirement-community/) - A 19-year-old moved to Arkansas, where, after a week, she realized she was living in a retirement community. She enjoys living there. - [How's the memory holding up?](https://www.geezerguff.com/hows-the-memory-holding-up/) - How's the memory holding up funny cartoon. - [And the Yardbirds begat Cream...](https://www.geezerguff.com/and-the-yardbirds-begat-cream/) - A funny cartoon tribute to the bands of the 60s as a memorial for Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones who just passed away. - [Shoutout to everyone who...](https://www.geezerguff.com/shoutout-to-everyone-who/) - Funny quote. Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap. [More] - [The Old Man and the Auditor](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-old-man-and-the-auditor/) - A funny story about grandpa visiting an IRS auditor with his attorney. - [Life before the computer...](https://www.geezerguff.com/life-before-the-computer/) - A few lines to remind you of times before there were computers. You know, like the 80s. - [I was taught to respect my elders...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-was-taught-to-respect-my-elders/) - I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder and harder to find one. - [Checking Symptoms in WebMD](https://www.geezerguff.com/checking-symptoms-in-webmd/) - Funny Jeff Stahler cartoon about looking up your symptoms in WebMD. - [Green Side of the Grass (On-Screen Lyrics Version)](https://www.geezerguff.com/green-side-of-the-grass-on-screen-lyrics-version/) - A funny song, with on-screen lyrics and still pictures, about the ins and outs of aging. - [The Old Coot On The Moped](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-old-coot-on-the-moped/) - A funny story about an old man on a moped and a young man in a Ferrari GTO. - [Things that used to hurt my back...then and now](https://www.geezerguff.com/things-that-used-to-hurt-my-back-then-and-now/) - A funny comparison of what used to hurt my back when I was young and what hurts it now as I'm older. - [I never use turn signals...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-never-use-turn-signals/) - I never use turn signals...funny photo and caption - [In praise of geezers...](https://www.geezerguff.com/in-praise-of-geezers/) - Article from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette detailing how the elderly are still contributing to the world. - [(Female) Teen fashion of the 1960s - Life in America](https://www.geezerguff.com/female-teen-fashion-of-the-1960s-life-in-america/) - A still picture look back at the styles women wore in the 60s. - [Getting older is one body part...](https://www.geezerguff.com/getting-older-is-one-body-part/) - Getting older is one body part after another... - [I don't feel like I'm getting older...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-dont-feel-like-im-getting-older/) - I don't feel like I'm getting older... funny cartoon - [If you haven't grown up by age 60...](https://www.geezerguff.com/if-you-havent-grown-up-by-age-60/) - If you haven't grown up by age 60... - [One minute you're 21, staying up all night...THEN](https://www.geezerguff.com/one-minute-youre-21-staying-up-all-night-then/) - One minute you're 21, staying up all night...THEN - [When we're young we sneak out of our house...](https://www.geezerguff.com/40247-2/) - When we're young, we sneak out of our house... - [I hate it when I see an old person...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-hate-it-when-i-see-an-old-person/) - I hate it when I see an old person... - [When I was young we didn't have...](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-i-was-young-we-didnt-have/) - When I was young we didn't have bottled water... - [The 1950s in Color - Life in America](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-1950s-in-color-life-in-america/) - 50s nostalgia created with color images. Big emphasis on cars (lots of “classics”), clothes (men’s, women’s and beachwear) and the lifestyle which define the era. - [10 Tips for Traveling Smart as a Senior](https://www.geezerguff.com/10-tips-for-traveling-smart-as-a-senior/) - 10 important tips to consider as you plan your senior travels. - [Trouble in Assisted Living](https://www.geezerguff.com/trouble-in-assisted-living/) - Short funny story about a geezer coming to breakfast in an assisted living home. - [Ben Napping comic strip](https://www.geezerguff.com/ben-napping-comic-strip/) - Ben's nap seems to have an negative effect on his exercise. Funny cartoon. - [Grandpa's Face](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpas-face/) - Short story about a girl who was curious about her grandfather's face. - [What's a Seenager?](https://www.geezerguff.com/whats-a-seenager/) - A definition of what it's like to be a senior teenager. - [The Signs of Being an Old Man](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-signs-of-being-an-old-man/) - An older man talks about how his perspective has changed as he's aged. - [Old Couple in a Restaurant -- a Pickles cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-couple-in-a-restaurant-a-pickles-cartoon/) - Funny Pickles cartoon about an old couple in a restaurant. - [32 Reasons to Celebrate Getting Older](https://www.geezerguff.com/32-reasons-to-celebrate-getting-older/) - The author lists 32 reasons getting older should be celebrated. Nice summary of senior benefits. - [Senior Citizen Senility Test](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-citizen-senility-test/) - A senior citizen senility test with only 4 questions. Easy Peasy! - [Baby Boomers - Remember The 50s](https://www.geezerguff.com/baby-boomers-remember-the-50s/) - A montage of images and music from the 50s. - [Grandpa's Computer Repair Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpas-computer-repair-cartoon/) - Funny cartoon about how we sometimes feel about computers. - [Senior Super Heros](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-super-heros/) - Cartoon Senior Super Heros that geezers can identify with. - [Senior Citizen Record-Breakers Redefine 'Old'](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-citizen-record-breakers-redefine-old/) - This Inside Edition report focuses on senior citizens from their mid-80s and up who redefine the term “old.” - [A Puzzle](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-puzzle/) - In this short joke, an older lady needs help with a puzzle. - [Another year has passed Senior Poem](https://www.geezerguff.com/another-year-has-passed-senior-poem/) - A poem about growing old for the senior citizen crowd. - [It's raining, it's pouring cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/its-raining-its-pouring-cartoon/) - Clever cartoon of a nursery rhyme we all remember... - [If Age is Only a Number, I Want Mine Unlisted](https://www.geezerguff.com/if-age-is-only-a-number-i-want-mine-unlisted/) - Diane Morrow-Kondos reflects on aging in the time of Covid. - [9 Life-Saving Tips for Senior Hikers](https://www.geezerguff.com/9-life-saving-tips-for-senior-hikers/) - 9 life-saving tips for senior citizens who enjoy hiking. - [My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-self-isolation-quarantine-diary/) - A funny quarantine diary from Day 1 to Day 15. - [Elderly Eye Exam Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-eye-exam-cartoon/) - In this funny cartoon an elderly woman seems to be having trouble taking her eye exam. - [Go grandma, Go GIF](https://www.geezerguff.com/go-grandma-go-gif/) - Funny GIF with grandma doing a ring and run! - [Today is the oldest you've ever been...](https://www.geezerguff.com/today-is-the-oldest-youve-ever-been/) - Some thoughts on what it is to be old... - [Old People Falling Off A Giant Seesaw](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-people-falling-off-a-giant-seesaw/) - Elderly gentlemen stand on a giant seesaw in Switzerland, with a bad result. - [A Few Facebook Thoughts](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-few-facebook-thoughts/) - Some humorous thoughts of an 85-year-old retired gentleman. - [Bill Spooner - When the Geezers Rock](https://www.geezerguff.com/bill-spooner-when-the-geezers-rock/) - A funny satirical song about geezer rock bands that still perform. - [I left my glasses...](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-left-my-glasses/) - Funny story about an elderly woman who leaves her glasses at a restaurant and the reaction of her geezer husband. - [Mole Second Opinion Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/mole-second-opinion-cartoon/) - Funny Gray Area cartoon about getting a doctor's second opinion about a mole. - [It's time to tell "Senior Citizens" to take a hike](https://www.geezerguff.com/its-time-to-tell-senior-citizens-to-take-a-hike-2/) - Why the author, Lloyd Alter, thinks the term "Senior Citizen" should be retired as a label. - [Old People](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-people/) - Listing the value that old people still provide. - [Senior Citizen Plays Piano...Then Magic Occurs](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-citizen-plays-piano-then-magic-occurs/) - A senior is playing on a public piano when a younger pianist joins him. Together they make great music. - [Grandma and grandson dance through the ages](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandma-and-grandson-dance-through-the-ages/) - Grandma and grandson show off some dance moves using a variety of pop music. - [Waking up with aching joints](https://www.geezerguff.com/waking-up-with-aching-joints/) - Funny cartoon about waking up with aching joints. - [Tiptoe song with the Wesley Looney Tunes](https://www.geezerguff.com/tiptoe-song-with-the-wesley-looney-tunes/) - Seniors from the Wesley Gardens senior living facility perform their rendition of Tiptoe Through the Tulips. - [How to be a Geezer -- 10 ideas](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-to-be-a-geezer-10-ideas/) - Ten funny ideas for joining the geezer club. - [Herb's Grampa Serivces cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/herbs-grampa-serivces-cartoon/) - Funny cartoon showing grandpa's side hustle doling out some old time geezer services. - [What's the difference between a gaffer and a geezer](https://www.geezerguff.com/whats-the-difference-between-a-gaffer-and-a-geezer/) - A funny B.C. cartoon defining the difference between an old gaffer and an old geezer. - [You know you're old when...(today's music)](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-know-youre-old-when-todays-music/) - You know you're old when...relating to today's music. - [Iron Weasel - Geezers Rock - Version 1](https://www.geezerguff.com/iron-weasel-geezers-rock-version-1/) - A satirical song about geezers performed by the fake rock band Iron Weasel. - [Elderly Knock Knock joke](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-knock-knock-joke/) - A funny story involving three very elderly gentlemen. - [What's a geezer? A Pickles cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/whats-a-geezer-a-pickles-cartoon/) - A Pickles cartoon that provides one way to tell if you are a geezer. - [Posting jokes on Facebook](https://www.geezerguff.com/posting-jokes-on-facebook/) - Funny quote about posting jokes on Facebook. - [Madge's Flappy Upper Arm Tattoo](https://www.geezerguff.com/madges-flappy-upper-arm-tattoo/) - Funny cartoon for the Fourth of July. Madge uses her flappy upper arm for a waving flag tattoo. - [I'm growing old quote - Saxe](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-growing-old-quote-saxe/) - A quote about growing old by John Godfrey Saxe, a poet who lived in the 18th century. - [I'm 73, but don't call me elderly](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-73-but-dont-call-me-elderly/) - Short article by a writer in Rhode Island who gets a twinge when hearing the word "elderly." - [Did you survive the roundabout?](https://www.geezerguff.com/did-you-survive-the-roundabout/) - Quote about the roundabout we played on as children and seemed to have survived. - [I want to die like my grandmother](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-want-to-die-like-my-grandmother/) - Funny cartoon about wanting to die like my grandmother -- driving a car - [We Was Abused!](https://www.geezerguff.com/we-was-abused/) - A short list about how our parents treated us and what they expected of us. - [Retirees digital radio show “Radio Recliner”](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirees-digital-radio-show-radio-recliner/) - News story about retirement home seniors who are DJs for an online radio show called Radio Recliner. - [An 80-year-old man retires to Florida](https://www.geezerguff.com/an-80-year-old-man-retires-to-florida/) - Funny story about an elderly gentleman who meets a silver haired woman in a park. - [What is a Grandparent? Answers from 8-year-olds.](https://www.geezerguff.com/what-is-a-grandparent-answers-from-8-year-olds/) - Kids answer the question “What is a grandparent?” Funny and sweet. - [Grandpa and grandkids street dancing to Bee Gees Stayin’ Alive](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpa-and-grandkids-street-dancing-to-bee-gees-stayin-alive/) - Chinese grandfather and granddaughters dancing in the street with the Bee Gees Stayin' Alive as the background tune. - [Where's My Mercedes?](https://www.geezerguff.com/wheres-my-mercedes/) - Funny joke about a car salesman trying to take advantage of an elderly couple. - [Frank, 75, and Maury, 92 rapping “Sticky”](https://www.geezerguff.com/frank-75-and-maury-92-rapping-sticky/) - Two geezers, Frank and Maury, show off their rapping skills. - [20 in the 70s](https://www.geezerguff.com/20-in-the-70s/) - A funny saying about how time flies. - [My grandparent spoils me more than your grandparent](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-grandparent-spoils-me-more-than-your-grandparent/) - Cartoon with one toddler telling another that his grandparent spoils him more. - [Coronavirus highlights why we need new names for aging](https://www.geezerguff.com/coronavirus-highlights-why-we-need-new-names-for-aging/) - This article argues that the coronavirus has led to older adults being marginalized and contributes to ageism. - [Geezer Bill is Staying at Home -- Face Masks](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-bill-is-staying-at-home-face-masks/) - Geezer Bill covers the face masks so much in our lives now -- the good, the bad, and the ugly. - [Intergenerational Update -- Boomers](https://www.geezerguff.com/intergenerational-update-boomers/) - Funny cartoon about how a boomer is now treated differently by someone from a younger generation. - [Geezer Bill is Staying at Home -- Entertainment](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-bill-is-staying-at-home-entertainment/) - Geezer Bill reflects on what entertainment is keeping him amused during the coronavirus quarantine. - [Geezer Bill is Staying at Home -- Food Pickup and Delivery](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-bill-is-staying-at-home-food-pickup-and-delivery/) - Geezer Bill discusses his food pickup and delivery options while staying at home. - [What day is it? A Pickles cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/what-day-is-it-a-pickles-cartoon/) - Funny cartoon about geezers and days of the week. - [Geezer Bill is Staying at Home -- Cooking](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-bill-is-staying-at-home-cooking/) - While staying at home Geezer Bill is relearning how to prepare food with cookbook recipes. - [Geezer Bill is Staying at Home -- Grocery Shopping](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-bill-is-staying-at-home-grocery-shopping/) - Geezer Bill describes his grocery shopping options while staying at home for the coronavirus. - [Lost Words From Our Childhood](https://www.geezerguff.com/lost-words-from-our-childhood/) - The unknown author ponders the words from geezer youth that are long gone. See Ya Later, Alligator! - [We’re All Home Bound' - the Coronavirus song](https://www.geezerguff.com/were-all-home-bound-the-coronavirus-song/) - There are many coronavirus songs, but this one by two tuneful geezers, is the best. - [Where is that LP?](https://www.geezerguff.com/where-is-that-lp/) - Female geezer searching for her old Led Zeppelin albums. - [Scam Artists Touting Fake Virus Testing Kits](https://www.geezerguff.com/scam-artists-touting-fake-virus-testing-kits/) - Scammers are trying to take advantage of the coronavirus pandemic by targeting senior with scams. - [Having trouble living on your SSI check?](https://www.geezerguff.com/having-trouble-living-on-your-ssi-check/) - In this funny picture we see some retired ladies learning a new skill to supplement their Social Security checks -- pole dancing - [Senior Discounts song by Tom Hench](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-discounts-song-by-tom-hench/) - Tom Hench sings a song about the joy of getting senior discounts. - [97-year-old Still Volunteers](https://www.geezerguff.com/97-year-old-still-volunteers/) - News story about Sam Cooper, a 97-year-old who still volunteers his time at a healthcare facility. - [Geezer and Boomer Funny Poetry](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-and-boomer-funny-poetry/) - A few humorous poems about growing old. - [How Older Adults Can Take Care of Their Dental Health](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-older-adults-can-take-care-of-their-dental-health/) - What seniors can do to be less vulnerable to oral diseases and issues with their teeth. - [Antique Laptop](https://www.geezerguff.com/antique-laptop/) - A funny cartoon about an ancient device that may have been an early laptop. - [Retirement Q and A](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-q-and-a/) - Questions and answers from retirees who have been around a while. - [I'm So Old...](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-so-old/) - I've actually dialed a rotary phone while listening to an 8-track next to a black and white TV with aluminum foil on top of its rabbit ear antenna. - [Column: What is a Geezer?](https://www.geezerguff.com/column-what-is-a-geezer/) - Bob Ramsey defines what he thinks the traits of a geezer are. - [Grandma's Perfect Day Trick Shots](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandmas-perfect-day-trick-shots/) - Grandma Smith shows off some live trick shots such as tossing bread in a toaster and an apple on a knife from across the room. By Ross Smith. - [Traveling as a Senior: 10 Health Checks You Might Need](https://www.geezerguff.com/traveling-as-a-senior-10-health-checks-you-might-need/) - Ten health-related steps that you should take to ensure a safe and enjoyable trip, - [Old Age in a Bear Waking Up From Hibernation](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-age-in-a-bear-waking-up-from-hibernation/) - Old age has an effect on a bear's hibernation in this funny cartoon. - [Once in a While The Chimes 1961](https://www.geezerguff.com/once-in-a-while-the-chimes-1961/) - Once in a While provides the background music for vintage car photos -- cars that are long, stylish, "tanks" and have big fins. - [Beware Holiday Scams Targeting Seniors](https://www.geezerguff.com/beware-holiday-scams-targeting-seniors/) - This article discusses how scammers target seniors during the holiday season. - [Belated Get Well Card](https://www.geezerguff.com/belated-get-well-card/) - A funny cartoon about procrastination. - [94-year-old sings Addicted to Love](https://www.geezerguff.com/94-year-old-sings-addicted-to-love/) - 94-year-old Raymond Penfield covers Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love. - [I'm A Geezer song by Tom Hench](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-a-geezer-by-tom-hench/) - Tom Hench sings a song he wrote, “I’m a Geezer.” Funny lyrics we can relate to. - [Cruel jokes about the old are everywhere](https://www.geezerguff.com/cruel-jokes-about-the-old-are-everywhere/) - In this article from The Guardian the author questions whether all those jokes about old people are funny or cruel. - [Round thing on a spinning plate cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/round-thing-on-a-spinning-plate-cartoon/) - Funny cartoon about a round thing on a spinning platter with a needle. - [How old do you think I am?](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-old-do-you-think-i-am/) - A funny cartoon about how slang changes. - [How to Treat Bite Problems if You’re a Senior](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-to-treat-bite-problems-if-youre-a-senior/) - A dentist discusses the various bite problems encountered by seniors. - [Shingles](https://www.geezerguff.com/shingles/) - A man walks into a doctor's office...joke ensues - [Jiffy Hip Repair](https://www.geezerguff.com/jiffy-hip-repair/) - Another funny Gibbleguts cartoon for our geezer crowd. - [103-year-old Julia 'Hurricane" Hawkins takes gold in 100m dash](https://www.geezerguff.com/103-year-old-julia-hurricane-hawkins-takes-gold-in-100m-dash/) - YouTube story about a 103-year-old woman runner who successfully competes in Senior Games. - [10 Signs You Are Officially a Senior Citizen](https://www.geezerguff.com/10-signs-you-are-officially-a-senior-citizen/) - 10 indicators that can tell you if you really are a senior citizens - [Dietmar & Nellia – Older Couple Never Stop Jiving](https://www.geezerguff.com/dietmar-nellia-older-couple-never-stop-jiving/) - Dietmar & Nellia, two senior citizens, show off their swing dance moves at the Rock the Swing Festival. - [Thanks for visiting, kids](https://www.geezerguff.com/thanks-for-visiting-kids/) - Kids and grandchildren visit with grandma in this funny photo. - [Memory - a spoof by Pam Peterson](https://www.geezerguff.com/memory-a-spoof-by-pam-peterson/) - A funny song by Pam Peterson about suffering the occasional memory loss as we get older. - [Can Orthodontics Help Older Adults Lead Better, Healthier Lives?](https://www.geezerguff.com/can-orthodontics-help-older-adults-lead-better-healthier-lives/) - Four orthodontic solutions that can help older adults achieve better oral health. - [Geezer Mutterings](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-mutterings/) - Phrases we say almost every day. - [My First Computer](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-first-computer/) - First computer funny cartoon - [What are the Benefits of Laughter for Seniors?](https://www.geezerguff.com/what-are-the-benefits-of-laughter-for-seniors/) - Discussion of some of the key reasons why laughter is a positive for seniors. - ["Old Coots" dole out wisdom at Salt Lake City farmer's market](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-coots-dole-out-wisdom-at-salt-lake-city-farmers-market/) - Under the banner "Old Coots Giving Advice," a group of senior citizens in Salt Lake City dole out advice from a stand at a local farmer’s market. - [Discoveries as I've Aged](https://www.geezerguff.com/discoveries-as-ive-aged/) - Here are some things I've discovered as I've aged. Heed my advice! - [Not the right age range](https://www.geezerguff.com/not-the-right-age-range/) - An editorial cartoon about how geezers are no longer in the coveted age range for advertisers. - [Our needs change as we get older](https://www.geezerguff.com/our-needs-change-as-we-get-older/) - A 79-year-old man at a bar celebrates his birthday with an attractive woman. - [Can I have your number?](https://www.geezerguff.com/can-i-have-your-number/) - Funny cartoon where Geezer asks woman in line for her number. - [Woman still riding motorbikes at the age of 93](https://www.geezerguff.com/woman-still-riding-motorbikes-at-the-age-of-93/) - A TV news interview with Gloria Tramontin Struck, 93, who has been riding motorcycles since 1941. - [Exercise for Geezers](https://www.geezerguff.com/exercise-for-geezers/) - Geezer exercise using potato bags. - [Grandpa at Show and Tell](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpa-at-show-and-tell/) - Funny cartoon about Grandpa coming to school Show and Tell. - [Oh No, I'm Looking For My Glasses Again](https://www.geezerguff.com/oh-no-im-looking-for-my-glasses-again/) - A funny song called “Oh No,” about looking for some missing glasses and other items that seem to get misplaced on a regular basis. - [Senior Jeopardy!](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-jeopardy/) - Senior Jeopardy cartoon with categories appropriately named for us geezers. - [After 50 year of marriage…](https://www.geezerguff.com/after-50-year-of-marriage/) - Funny story about a geezer questioning his wife of 50 years. - [What did the doctor say?](https://www.geezerguff.com/what-did-the-doctor-say/) - Funny cartoon. Doctor prescribes treatment for stressed out geezer husband to his wife. She interprets advice for the old man. - [Bucking the Geezer Stereotype](https://www.geezerguff.com/bucking-the-geezer-stereotype/) - Article about how seniors in the workplace may be portraying themselves as geezer stereotypes. - [Elderly woman stuns crowd with dance moves](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-woman-stuns-crowd-with-dance-moves/) - Background music in Leeds City Centre, England, gets a woman believed to be in her 80s up and dancing. - [Ready to Retire: 7 of the Best U.S. Cities For Retirement](https://www.geezerguff.com/ready-to-retire-7-of-the-best-u-s-cities-for-retirement/) - Seven of the best U.S. cities to consider for retirement living. - [The Good Old Neanderthal Days](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-good-old-neanderthal-days/) - Funny cartoon in which the old man lectures the young boy about the good old Neanderthal days. - [77-year-old Builds Million Dollar Model Railway](https://www.geezerguff.com/77-year-old-builds-million-dollar-model-railway/) - Howard Zane, 77, began designing and building his own handcrafted model railroad 30 years ago. It now takes up 3,000 square feet of basement space. - [A Haiku for the Middle-Aged cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-haiku-for-the-middle-aged-cartoon/) - Nest Heads cartoon: A Haiku for the Middle-Aged - [Grey hair means...](https://www.geezerguff.com/grey-hair-means/) - Geezer saying: The meaning of grey hair, wrinkles, and scars. - [11-year-old girl grants wishes to nursing home residents](https://www.geezerguff.com/11-year-old-girl-grants-wishes-to-nursing-home-residents/) - An 11-year-old-girl finds a way to grant the simple wishes of nursing home residents. - [Woodstock Reunion Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/woodstock-reunion-cartoon/) - Cartoon reminding us the 50th anniversary of Woodstock is coming up. - [Phone Scams Increasing at an Alarming Rate](https://www.geezerguff.com/phone-scams-increasing-at-an-alarming-rate/) - Story about an attempted scam of an elderly woman in which a man claims to be a lawyer representing her husband. - [A Classic 60's TV Show Dance Party](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-classic-60s-tv-show-dance-party/) - This YouTube video is a compilation of dancing from classic 60’s TV shows. - [An Old Fashioned Grandma](https://www.geezerguff.com/an-old-fashioned-grandma/) - A Family Circus cartoon by Bill and Jeff Keane about an old fashioned grandma. - [Elderly Couple Makes Love Official](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-couple-makes-love-official/) - After being together for 35 years, an 83-year-old geezer finally decided to marry his longtime girlfriend. - [Train of Thought](https://www.geezerguff.com/train-of-thought/) - Geezer saying: I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. - [Love Has No Age Limits](https://www.geezerguff.com/love-has-no-age-limits/) - A collection of photos, with music, of Geezer couples having fun with each other, which show that love has no age limits. - [Alphabet of the Obsolete](https://www.geezerguff.com/alphabet-of-the-obsolete/) - Funny cartoon of things now gone or soon to go by John Atkinson. - [Lost car keys](https://www.geezerguff.com/lost-keys/) - Funny story about a woman who's lost her car keys. - [Young@Heart - I Wanna Be Sedated](https://www.geezerguff.com/youngheart-i-wanna-be-sedated/) - A zestful rendition of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones sung by Young@Heart, a New England senior citizens chorus. - [Old Age -- one thing on my mind](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-age-one-thing-on-my-mind/) - Old age cartoon with older man and young boy. "Grandma used to say I had only one thing on my mind." - [Becoming elderly -- suddenly](https://www.geezerguff.com/becoming-elderly-suddenly/) - In this article from the Journal Review by Leo Morris he gets a rude awakening when someone refers to him as "elderly." - [Nap first. Tour later.](https://www.geezerguff.com/nap-first-tour-later/) - Original photo caption: "That's why it's important for you to travel while you're still young." A better caption:, "Nap first. Tour later." - [68-year-old World Champion kickboxer fights back when attacked by mugger](https://www.geezerguff.com/68-year-old-world-champion-kickboxer-fights-back-when-attacked-by-mugger/) - Steve Shepherd, a former five-time world champion kickboxer, describes how he defended himself from a mugger in Florida. - [Real Life Geezer Male Model](https://www.geezerguff.com/real-life-geezer-male-model/) - A photo of a male mannequin that reflects how many geezers really look. - [Mary Ellis, one of last female WW II pilots, dies aged 101](https://www.geezerguff.com/mary-ellis-one-of-last-female-ww-ii-pilots-dies-aged-101/) - Video about Mary Ellis, a pioneering English pilot, who delivered planes from the manufacturing plant to military airfields during WW II. - [Til Death Do You Part Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/til-death-do-you-part-cartoon/) - A funny cartoon about senior marriage by Jeff Larson - [Once Upon a Long Time Ago](https://www.geezerguff.com/once-upon-a-long-time-ago/) - A compilation of black and white photos that remind us of geezer “golden days.” Words and music by Jesse Goldberg. - [I Wish I Was Eighteen Again - George Burns](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-wish-i-was-eighteen-again-george-burns/) - A memorable rendition of the song I Wish I Was Eighteen Again by George Burns. - [Reaching Heaven](https://www.geezerguff.com/reaching-heaven/) - Funny story about an elderly couple that reaches heaven and makes a startling discovery. - [Especially for Wine Lovers](https://www.geezerguff.com/especially-for-wine-lovers/) - A funny cartoon especially for geezer wine lovers everywhere. - [Help! I just turned into a Senior Citizen](https://www.geezerguff.com/help-i-just-turned-into-a-senior-citizen/) - A Canadian citizen turns 65 and reflects on the key questions he now has to face - [Kids these days will never know the struggle...](https://www.geezerguff.com/kids-these-days-will-never-know-the-struggle/) - A funny cartoon about the old, old, old, old days -- 6000 BC. - [Teen runs to help elderly neighbor](https://www.geezerguff.com/teen-runs-to-help-elderly-neighbor/) - A heartwarming YouTube video featuring a teenage boy who runs out in the rain to help an elderly man with no umbrella. - [Map Reading - Pearls Before Swine](https://www.geezerguff.com/map-reading-pearls-before-swine/) - A funny cartoon about the old days of reading maps from Pearls Before Swine by Steven Pastis. - [Senior Savings](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-savings/) - A senior discovers the good and bad sides of using coupons for food purchases. - [Life Lessons From 100-Year-Olds](https://www.geezerguff.com/life-lessons-from-100-year-olds/) - Interviews with three British centenarians in which they talk about the life lessons they’ve learned as well as their regrets along with a dollop of advice. - [Most of my conversations these days...](https://www.geezerguff.com/most-of-my-conversations-these-days/) - Geezer cartoon saying: Most of my conversations these days - [Anatomy of Generations Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/anatomy-of-generations-cartoon/) - A funny cartoon showing the anatomy of generations from Boomer to Now. And where do you fall? Funny cartoon by Canadian John Atkinson. - [When I Was Your Age Animation](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-i-was-your-age-animation/) - Funny animated cartoon of “When I Was Your Age,” music and lyrics by Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic. - [Age Defying Face Cream](https://www.geezerguff.com/age-defying-face-cream/) - Perhaps she overused her age-defying face cream. A funny Strange Breed cartoon. - [Dear young people, "Don't Vote"](https://www.geezerguff.com/dear-young-people-dont-vote/) - A public service announcement video about voting that puts down the "old" to get the "young" to vote. - [Signs You Might Be Getting Old Cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/signs-you-might-be-getting-old-cartoon/) - A cartoon about some of the signs that are telling you you're getting old. - [5 Signs You’re Losing Your Vision as You Age and Treatment Options](https://www.geezerguff.com/5-signs-youre-losing-your-vision-as-you-age-and-treatment-options/) - 5 signs of vision loss you should know and their treatment options - [Geezers will erupt](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezers-will-erupt/) - Geezers will erupt without warning. A funny cartoon by Hafeez. - [Older Than Dirt Quiz](https://www.geezerguff.com/older-than-dirt-quiz/) - Quiz to see if you are older than dirt or just old. - [Dance crazes of the 60s](https://www.geezerguff.com/dance-crazes-of-the-60s/) - Compilation of the dance crazes of the 60s including the twist, the Watusi, the Loco Motion, the Stroll, the Pony, the Mashed Potato, and more. - [The Odds -- Memory](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-odds-memory/) - An Odds cartoon, featuring Tad and Elmira Odd, dealing with a common geezer issue -- memory. - [Elderly Dancers Compilation](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-dancers-compilation/) - Compilation of elderly people dancing that proves dancing is for people of all ages. - [Cassette and pen cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/cassette-and-pen-cartoon/) - Cartoon with cassette and pen you must be over 40 to get. - [Elderly couple gets doctor advice about improving memory](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-couple-gets-doctor-advice-about-improving-memory/) - Funny story about an elderly couple trying to apply what their doctor told them to improve their memory -- write it down. - [How to be a Geezer](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-to-be-a-geezer/) - Jack Hommel, in the DailyMiner, reflects on being a geezer and wondering where we are now. - [Old Rock and Roll Bands](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-rock-and-roll-bands/) - Funny cartoon about old rock and roll bands. - [Geezer dancing to Indian music](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-dancing-to-indian-music/) - Geezer and wife showing off dance moves to Indian music. - [I Never Dreamed I'd Become a Grumpy Old Man](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-never-dreamed-id-become-a-grumpy-old-man/) - I never dreamed I'd become a Grumpy Old Man - [One thing on my mind...](https://www.geezerguff.com/one-thing-on-my-mind/) - Grandpa talking to grandson. Cartoon based on the usual geezer forgetfulness. - [Alice Bag - Se Cree Joven (She Thinks She's Young) (with subtitles)](https://www.geezerguff.com/alice-bag-se-cree-joven-she-thinks-shes-young-with-subtitles/) - A song for geezer women of all ages by Alice Bag, a real geezer Latina punk rock singer. In Spanish, with subtitles. - [Boomer Talk: Getting Old](https://www.geezerguff.com/boomer-talk-getting-old/) - A boomer realizes she is aging and rails against the term "senior citizen" and more. - [Married Four Times](https://www.geezerguff.com/married-four-times/) - A funny joke about an elderly woman getting married for the fourth time. - [Elderly Lady Duets With Elvis While Shopping](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-lady-duets-with-elvis-while-shopping/) - An elderly woman joins an Elvis impersonator in singing “Can’t Help Falling in Love With You” in a Walmart. - [Walking to School...back in my day](https://www.geezerguff.com/walking-to-school-back-in-my-day/) - Funny cartoon about walking to school in the old days. - [Boy helps elderly woman struggling to walk up stairs](https://www.geezerguff.com/boy-helps-elderly-woman-struggling-to-walk-up-stairs/) - An 8-year-old boy in Georgia selflessly helping an old woman with a walker up some steps. - [My childhood punishments have become...](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-childhood-punishments-have-become/) - All my childhood punishments have become my adult goals - [One way to tell if you're young or old](https://www.geezerguff.com/one-way-to-tell-if-youre-young-or-old/) - Saying with photo: One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. - [She Looks So Natural](https://www.geezerguff.com/she-looks-so-natural/) - Cartoon about our love of cell phones and, what else, death. - [Memories of the 1950’s](https://www.geezerguff.com/memories-of-the-1950s/) - A visual return to the 50s with the music of Buddy Holly. Includes the usual gathering around the black and white TV, record shops, and make-out sessions. - [Speed Trap at Nurse's Station](https://www.geezerguff.com/speed-trap-at-nurses-station/) - Strange Breed cartoon: Speed trap at the nurse's station - [Infographic - Recognizing Depression in Older People](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-recognizing-depression-in-older-people/) - This infographic summarizes signs of depression in older adults as well as tips for dealing with it. - [Infographic -- Remarkable Late-in-Life Achievers](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-remarkable-late-in-life-achievers/) - An inforgraphic showing people who made remarkable achievements late in life - [Not on Facebook - a Geezerhood cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/not-on-facebook-a-geezerhood-cartoon/) - An old cartoon about leaving Facebook that may become a reality. - [The 86 year old softball player whose wife calls his team "The Old Farts"](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-86-year-old-softball-player-whose-wife-calls-his-team-the-old-farts/) - The oldest player in his senior softball league is Paul Tomanio, 86. But watching this video you can see he still moves well enough to keep up with the younger players. - [It's time to tell "senior citizens" to take a hike](https://www.geezerguff.com/its-time-to-tell-senior-citizens-to-take-a-hike/) - An online article by Lloyd Alter railing against the term "senior citizen," with suggestions for alternate ways to talk about aging. - [Yoga for Seniors](https://www.geezerguff.com/yoga-for-seniors/) - Cartoon with yoga positions that senior males may be familiar with. - [MY 98 YEAR OLD DAD'S REACTION WHEN HE FINDS OUT HOW OLD HE REALLY IS! (WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE)](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-98-year-old-dads-reaction-when-he-finds-out-how-old-he-really-is-warning-foul-language/) - A 98-year-old reacts to his son telling him his actual age. Like all of us he wonders how he got that old so fast. Short and cute. - [Italian grandmother learning to use Google Home](https://www.geezerguff.com/italian-grandmother-learning-to-use-google-home/) - Trending on YouTube (12/30/17), it shows an 85 year old grandmother first using Google Home. Funny and sweet. - [Last Generation](https://www.geezerguff.com/last-generation/) - As this cartoon states: "We are the last generation whose baby photos weren't taken on phones." - [Flight attendant celebrates 60 years in the air](https://www.geezerguff.com/flight-attendant-celebrates-60-years-in-the-air/) - Starting as a flight attendant in 1957, Bette Nash has now put in 60 years in the skies. Watch this CBS Evening News interview with the soon-to-be 82-year-old. - [Virtual Reality Makes Your Bucket List Possible](https://www.geezerguff.com/virtual-reality-makes-your-bucket-list-possible/) - Learn how senior citizens can use Virtual Reality to visit the world and do things that may be on their bucket list. - [Easy Ways to Make Money in Retirement](https://www.geezerguff.com/easy-ways-to-make-money-in-retirement/) - Six different ways a senior citizen can earn a bit of extra money during retirement. - [Grandpa tell us about buying the whole album](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpa-tell-us-about-buying-the-whole-album/) - Cartoon: Grandpa, tell us about the days when you had to buy the whole album even if you only wanted one song. - [Cheerleading Squad of Senior Citizens Shakes Its Stuff](https://www.geezerguff.com/cheerleading-squad-of-senior-citizens-shakes-its-stuff/) - The Sun City Poms, a squad of senior cheerleaders from Arizona whose average age is a little over 70. - [Marvin - Find Wallet and Keys](https://www.geezerguff.com/marvin-find-wallet-and-keys/) - A funny Marvin cartoon with grandpas by Tom Armstrong. - [Stuntin’ Since 1961: Meet England’s Oldest Stuntman](https://www.geezerguff.com/stuntin-since-1961-meet-englands-oldest-stuntman/) - Rocky Tailor, the oldest working stuntman in England, has been doing stunts since 1961. - [Halloween -- Then and Now](https://www.geezerguff.com/halloween-then-and-now/) - A humorous look at Halloween in farm country and now in a retirement community. - [Grandpa Ups His Game](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpa-ups-his-game/) - Cartoon of Grandpa telling the kids a scary campfire story. - [How we look vs. how we think we look](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-we-look-vs-how-we-think-we-look/) - While looking at photos of his current and younger selves, the author considers how he looks now, near 75, compared to how he used to look. - [These women are proving age is just a number](https://www.geezerguff.com/these-women-are-proving-age-is-just-a-number/) - This ABC News story features plays by and interviews with women on the San Diego Splash, a basketball team whose players are all at least 80 years old. - [Drafting Guys Over 60](https://www.geezerguff.com/drafting-guys-over-60/) - The military has it ass-backward. Draft guys over 60 and leave the 18-year-olds alone. - [When a nap becomes sleep](https://www.geezerguff.com/when-a-nap-becomes-sleep/) - That awkward moment when a nap becomes sleep and you wake up confused about what year you're in. - [Hot Potato](https://www.geezerguff.com/hot-potato/) - Funny cartoon about how kids perceive our younger selves. - [Addressing How We Talk About Aging Never Gets Old: "Whatever You Do, Don't Say Elderly"](https://www.geezerguff.com/addressing-how-we-talk-about-aging-never-gets-old-whatever-you-do-dont-say-elderly/) - Link to a Forbes article about how companies are coming to terms with the words used for senior citizens, or whatever we want to call ourselves. - [Police Officer Dances With 92-Year-Old](https://www.geezerguff.com/police-officer-dances-with-92-year-old/) - Austin, Minnesota police dash cam video shows a police officer dancing with an elderly woman outside her apartment building. - [Companion Robot Helps Resident At Senior Center](https://www.geezerguff.com/companion-robot-helps-resident-at-senior-center/) - The future of senior citizen healthcare? Watch a retirement home resident interacting with a companion bot named Ryan who has a 3-D face and large vocabulary. - [Old Man at the Pond](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-man-at-the-pond/) - Funny story about an old man visits his pond and is surprised by what he finds there. - [Retirement Life 11/1/12](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-november-2012/) - Geezer Bill's article, Winning Stitches in Time is about a local woman whose embroidery won First Place at the Riverside County Fair. It’s in our local magazine, the View on pages 10 and 11. [Article link no longer available.] Save - [Scam Targets Medicare Users to Divulge Social Security Numbers](https://www.geezerguff.com/scam-targets-medicare-users-to-divulge-social-security-numbers/) - This article discusses scammers who are targeting seniors who will be getting new cards from Medicare. - [Is it for me?](https://www.geezerguff.com/is-it-for-me/) - Teach your grandchildren about the strange ringing item in this cartoon. And why people in the family are running toward it. - [Geezer rules: Let’s get a few things straight](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-rules-lets-get-a-few-things-straight/) - LC Van Savage, about to turn 80, tells us exactly what she does NOT want people to ask her to do because she is now considered "officially old." - [Peyton Manning In Nursing Home at ESPYS 2017](https://www.geezerguff.com/peyton-manning-in-nursing-home-at-espys-2017/) - In this funny YouTube video, Peyton Manning, former NFL quarterback, pokes fun of himself as a resident of a nursing home. - [Don't Call Me 'Elderly'](https://www.geezerguff.com/dont-call-me-elderly/) - Eileen Williams is trapped in a dental chair when she's called "elderly." - [Moving Woes, Senior Citizenship, and Sailing](https://www.geezerguff.com/moving-woes-senior-citizenship-and-sailing/) - A humorous reflection on one woman's evolving entrance to Seniordom. - [Senior citizen builds blocks for children in need](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-citizen-builds-blocks-for-children-in-need/) - Retired professor Bob Mitchell builds wooden blocks and toys for disadvantaged kids, all from a space in a storeroom in the retirement home he lives in. - [Age labels miss the mark. Let's dump them.](https://www.geezerguff.com/column-age-labels-miss-the-mark-lets-dump-them/) - Another article in the great debate over what to call we folks over 50. From columnist Doug Hanneman in the Hutchinson Leader (MN). - [If we can't call old people 'old,' what's the right word?](https://www.geezerguff.com/if-we-cant-call-old-people-old-whats-the-right-word/) - An article that raises the age-old question about what words to use to describe those of us over 65. - [You know you're getting old when...](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-know-youre-getting-old-when/) - Funny Cartoon: You know you're getting old when... - [It’s time we set aside our stigma of gray hair and wrinkles](https://www.geezerguff.com/its-time-we-set-aside-our-stigma-of-gray-hair-and-wrinkles/) - Julia Hathaway, in the Bangor Daily News, expresses her opinion about ageism and its negative effects. - [Senior citizen couple's engagement photos](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-citizen-couples-engagement-photos/) - Now a hit on Instagram, this video is a photo shoot. by Gianna Snell, of two sweet senior citizens who met in church and are soon to be wed. - [Doctor Geezer's Clinic](https://www.geezerguff.com/doctor-geezers-clinic/) - Funny story about Doctor Geezer's clinic - [23-Year-Old Helps Scared Elderly Man Down Escalator](https://www.geezerguff.com/23-year-old-helps-scared-elderly-man-down-escalator/) - In a photo that went viral, a 23-year-old locks arms with a frightened 83-year-old senior citizen and keeps him calm as they ride down an escalator. - [A Senior Caregiver's Guide to Prevent Falls](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-senior-caregivers-guide-to-prevent-falls/) - Several issues such as vision problems and walking difficulties can lead to the elderly falling. Learn about actions that can eliminate falling risk factors. - [Facing Father’s Day as a father, not as a son](https://www.geezerguff.com/facing-fathers-day-as-a-father-not-as-a-son/) - Pastor Cummings, 57, realizes he is now the patriarch of his family. He writes about how the role of father has changed over time. - [What the Hell is It?](https://www.geezerguff.com/what-the-hell-is-it/) - A strange item is found in the street by a bunch of kids. Is it the present or the future? Cartoon by AUD. - [109-year-old Veteran Secrets to Life](https://www.geezerguff.com/109-year-old-veteran-secrets-to-life/) - An interview with Richard Overton, America’s oldest veteran, in which he discusses his secrets to long life. He is now 111. - [Pleasing Everyone is Impossible...](https://www.geezerguff.com/pleasing-everyone-is-impossible/) - Cartoon about learning that you can't please everyone, but... - [Infographic -- Bathroom Safety Tips for Seniors](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-bathroom-safety-tips-for-seniors/) - An infographic that presents some tips for making your bathroom safer for senior citizens. - [A geezer’s guide to life](https://www.geezerguff.com/a-geezers-guide-to-life/) - A group of eighty-something men who call themselves The Geezers discuss life and retirement. - [Fritz Colman comedy routine at Conference on Aging](https://www.geezerguff.com/fritz-colman-comedy-routine-at-conference-on-aging/) - Comedy routine about aging from Fritz Colman, the weathercaster/standup comedian who works at a Southern California TV station. - [Can You Hear Me Now?](https://www.geezerguff.com/can-you-hear-me-now/) - Funny cartoon about hearing from Steve Langille - [Vocabulary dates me as a senior citizen](https://www.geezerguff.com/vocabulary-dates-me-as-a-senior-citizen/) - In this funny piece, Terri Auchter realizes that she is getting older, as are her children and her vocabulary. - [Are our perceptions of age distorted?](https://www.geezerguff.com/are-our-perceptions-of-age-distorted/) - A group of young people asked to cast ads routinely selected people around their own age while dismissing anyone over 50. Then they meet the real seniors. - [Where are my glasses?](https://www.geezerguff.com/where-are-my-glasses/) - A funny cartoon about losing your glasses, an occurrence all senior citizens are familiar with. - [Ode to Forgetfulness Song](https://www.geezerguff.com/ode-to-forgetfulness-song/) - Another song about geezer forgetfulness. Written and sung by Mack Dryden, comedian and comedy writer. - [Senior Discount is OK, Just Don't Call Me 'Old'](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-discount-is-ok-just-dont-call-me-old/) - She likes the senior citizen discount, but doesn't like when they call her old. - [Pencil...](https://www.geezerguff.com/pencil/) - A cartoon for geezers of a certain age. Think back. - [The World's Oldest Flash Mob](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-worlds-oldest-flash-mob/) - Dancing flash mob of spry grey-haired seniors claiming to be the world’s oldest flash mob. - [99-year-old gets arrested; was on bucket list](https://www.geezerguff.com/99-year-old-gets-arrested-was-on-bucket-list/) - A Fox5 NY news story about a 99 year old woman who was arrested and put in jail so she could cross it off her bucket list. - [The Lawyer and the Geezer](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-lawyer-and-the-geezer/) - A funny story about a lawyer trying to take advantage of a sleepy senior citizen on an airplane. - [How to help keep a senior from being scammed](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-to-help-keep-a-senior-from-being-scammed/) - Boston Globe article which includes five ways consumers can help ensure the safety of the elderly. - [Seven Dwarves of Old Age](https://www.geezerguff.com/seven-dwarves-of-old-age/) - The Seven Dwarves of Old Age: Nappy, Wrinkly, Squinty, Rocky, Saggy, Farty, and Leaky. - [Used to be Rock Around the Clock](https://www.geezerguff.com/used-to-be-rock-around-the-clock/) - Funny cartoon: Used to be "Rock Around the Clock" but now it's "Limp Around the Block!" - [Living a Long Life](https://www.geezerguff.com/living-a-long-life/) - A cartoon from The Grog with a doctor answering a patient's question about if he will live to 80. - [Some ponderings from a senior citizen](https://www.geezerguff.com/some-ponderings-from-a-senior-citizen/) - Floyd Parker thinks about what it means to be a senior citizen in this Green Valley News article. Thoughtful and humorous. - [Elderly man dancing to enjoy life!](https://www.geezerguff.com/elderly-man-dancing-to-enjoy-life/) - Drums in the street attract an elderly man with an umbrella who begins dancing spontaneously. As he goes through his moves, the crowd cheers. - [Strange Breed -- I Ain't Dead Yet!](https://www.geezerguff.com/strange-breed-i-aint-dead-yet/) - A Strange Breed cartoon from the pen of Steve Langille. "Hey, I said...I ain't dead yet!" - [Battle of the Bulges - circa 1940s](https://www.geezerguff.com/battle-of-the-bulges-circa-1940s/) - Newsreel footage showing post-war 1940s women using the latest gym equipment to rub and roll the bulges away. Not that any of these women have any bulges. - [How to Organize Your Affairs](https://www.geezerguff.com/how-to-organize-your-affairs/) - An article about how to organize your personal information, legal documents, and financial records. - [Strange Breed - You Look Familiar](https://www.geezerguff.com/strange-breed-you-look-familiar/) - Strange Breed cartoon from Steve Langille. Have we met before? - [Infographic -- Rise Above the Fear of Falling](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-rise-above-the-fear-of-falling/) - This infographic can help you learn about minimizing the likelihood of falls. There are also tips about how to help prevent falls. - [Meet 86-year-old Jewel Thief Doris Payne -- In the News Again](https://www.geezerguff.com/meet-86-year-old-jewel-thief-doris-payne-in-the-news-again/) - Doris Payne, 86, and probably the world's oldest still working jewel thief was just arrested (12/2016) again for heisting jewelry in Atlanta. - [The Lone Man Building a Cathedral By Hand](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-lone-man-building-a-cathedral-by-hand/) - 90-year-old Justo Gallego with no formal architecture or construction training has, for 53 years, been building a cathedral by hand on the outskirts of Madrid. - [86-Year-Old Man Knits Premature Baby Hats](https://www.geezerguff.com/86-year-old-man-knits-premature-baby-hats/) - Ed Moseley, an 86-year-old living in an assisted living home, is a retired engineer who learned how to knit hats for premature babies for a local hospital. - [Top Brain Games for Memory Retention](https://www.geezerguff.com/top-brain-games-for-memory-retention/) - Activities and games that can help keep the senior brain fit. - [4-Year-Old At Grocery Store Calls Lonely Widower 'Old'](https://www.geezerguff.com/4-year-old-at-grocery-store-calls-lonely-widower-old/) - 4-year old encounters an elderly gentleman in a grocery store and changes his life. - [Cool Shoes the Key to Stylish Geezers](https://www.geezerguff.com/cool-shoes-the-key-to-stylish-geezers/) - Funny article describing how cool sneakers help a geezer couple stay cool. - [Sartorial Splendor of the Senior Male](https://www.geezerguff.com/sartorial-splendor-of-the-senior-male/) - Geezer men are not going with the latest trends in menswear. - [Six Retirement Investments to Consider](https://www.geezerguff.com/six-retirement-investments-to-consider/) - Six different options for saving for your retirement. - [96-year-old Holds The World Record For Oldest Yoga Teacher](https://www.geezerguff.com/96-year-old-holds-the-world-record-for-oldest-yoga-teacher/) - Tao Porchon Lynch is 97 and still practicing and teaching yoga which she has been doing for over 50 years. As shown, she shows no signs of slowing down. - [I have to dial my own phone?](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-have-to-dial-my-own-phone/) - In a film clip from THE Telephone Company (AT&T) a woman teaches us how to use this newfangled rotary dial to make our phone calls. - [The Biggest Dental Problems for People Over 50](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-biggest-dental-problems-for-people-over-50/) - A dentist summarizes the most typical dental problems senior citizens face. - [Most Tattooed Senior Citizen - Meet the Record Breakers](https://www.geezerguff.com/most-tattooed-senior-citizen-meet-the-record-breakers/) - 67-year-old Charlotte Guttenberg is in the Guinness World Records 2017 Edition with 91.5% of her body covered with tattoos - [Being a grandpa geezer is quite the joyride](https://www.geezerguff.com/being-a-grandpa-geezer-is-quite-the-joyride/) - A geezer grandpa writes about how cool it is to be a first time grandparent. - [Typewriter Artist](https://www.geezerguff.com/typewriter-artist/) - An interview with Paul Smith, the Typewriter Artist, who suffered from cerebral palsy his entire life, but created amazingly detailed paintings. - [You might be a geezer if...](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-might-be-a-geezer-if/) - A list of items that will help you realize if you're a geezer. - [Are "fogey" and "geezer" good nicknames for old men?](https://www.geezerguff.com/are-fogey-and-geezer-good-nicknames-for-old-men/) - Origins of the words fogey and geezer. - [Geezer His and Her T-Shirts](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-his-and-her-t-shirts/) - His T-shirt says I've Got Viagra! Hers says I've Got a Headache! - [Tim Hawkins - Old Rock Star Songs](https://www.geezerguff.com/tim-hawkins-old-rock-star-songs/) - In this musical comedy routine Tim Hawkins updates the songs of “old” rockers such as Eric Clapton, the Who, the Eagles, Neil Diamond, and more. - [It is always in season for old men to learn](https://www.geezerguff.com/it-is-always-in-season-for-old-men-to-learn/) - It is always in season for old men to learn. A quote from Aeschylus. - [Seniors Out Now!](https://www.geezerguff.com/seniors-out-now/) - Satirical article suggesting we deport seniors to save on Social Security and Medicare costs. - [Old People Get Shorter With Age](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-people-get-shorter-with-age/) - Funny cartoon about older people getting shorter with age by Carl D’Agostino. - [Here Today, Gone Tomorrow and So It Goes...](https://www.geezerguff.com/here-today-gone-tomorrow-and-so-it-goes/) - Technology, stores, and restaurants that are no longer around but many of us geezers remember well. - [Dodge Super Bowl Commercial 2015 -- 100 Years of Wisdom](https://www.geezerguff.com/dodge-superbowl-commercial-2015-100-years-of-wisdom/) - Super Bowl 2015 commercial from Dodge featuring 100-year-olds talking and laughing like normal people. - [An & Ria's First Flight - Full Film](https://www.geezerguff.com/an-rias-first-flight-full-film/) - Two senior Dutch women prepare and take their first flight in this upbeat commercial. - [Biker helps old man cross a busy road](https://www.geezerguff.com/disabled-old-man-crosses-a-busy-road/) - A good Samaritan on a motorcycle helps an old man cross a busy street. - [Italian Granny Playing Football / Soccer](https://www.geezerguff.com/italian-granny-playing-football-soccer/) - YouTube video of elderly Italian woman kicking a soccer ball in the streets of Rome. - [Retirement Home Tribute to Pharrell's 'Happy'](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-people-dancing-to-pharrells-happy/) - Retirement home residents and staff perform this tribute to Pharrell Williams' Happy - [The Hip Op-eration Crew - Stage Challenge Video](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-hip-op-eration-crew-stage-challenge-video/) - See old, old school hip hop by the Hip Op-eration Crew, mostly 80 and 90-year old seniors from New Zealand. - [Senior Olympic Synchronized Swimming](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-synchronized-swimming/) - Seniors demonstrate synchronized swimming without water. - [Jamming With the Legendary Beverly Watkins](https://www.geezerguff.com/jamming-with-the-legendary-beverly-watkins/) - YouTube interview with legendary blues guitarist Beverly Watkins. 77-years-old and still playing! - [92-Year-Old WWII Vet Scares Off Ax Wielding Burglar](https://www.geezerguff.com/92-year-old-wwii-vet-scares-off-ax-wielding-burglar/) - A 92-year-old WWII veteran uses his .45 caliber handgun to scare off a robber with an ax. - [The Joys of Geezerhood](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-joys-of-geezerhood/) - Funny look at potential geezer life: bathrooms, Metamucil, wheelchairs, GPS and more. - [Norman Lear Not Dead Yet Casting Session](https://www.geezerguff.com/norman-lear-not-dead-yet-casting-session/) - Norman Lear is 93 and and still producing TV shows. This is part of the casting session for his Guess Who Died show. And Lear talking about aging. - [Senior Jeopardy from Gibbleguts](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-jeopardy-from-gibbleguts/) - Senior Jeopardy from Gibbleguts.com - [Emma Thompson Quote on Aging](https://www.geezerguff.com/emma-thompson-quote-on-aging/) - The trick is to age honestly and gracefully and make it look great, so that everyone looks forward to it. - [Velcro Shoes Spell Geezer Paradise](https://www.geezerguff.com/velcro-shoes-spell-geezer-paradise/) - Funny article in which a geezer describes the benefits of velcro shoes. - [My Age is Just a Number, a Big One](https://www.geezerguff.com/my-age-is-just-a-number-a-big-one/) - Funny reflections from a Boomer about to turn 65. - [Grandpa Duo Show Off Hip Hop Dance Routine](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpa-duo-show-off-hip-hop-dance-routine/) - Two geezer grandpas show off their hip hop dance routine. - [Preventing Medication Errors](https://www.geezerguff.com/preventing-medication-errors/) - Tips to help seniors prevent mistakes and errors when taking their medication - [Paying Off That Student Loan](https://www.geezerguff.com/paying-off-that-student-loan/) - Cartoon celebrating paying off student loan right after his 100th birthday. - [First I Forget Names](https://www.geezerguff.com/first-i-forget-names/) - First I forget names, then I forget faces. Then I forget to pull up my zipper, then...Oh, my goodness, I forgot to pull my zipper down! - [Happy Hour Nap](https://www.geezerguff.com/happy-hour/) - Reached the age where a happy hour is a nap - [Girlfriends Meet at the Ocean View Over Time](https://www.geezerguff.com/girlfriends-meet-at-the-ocean-view-over-time/) - A group of girlfriends decide where to meet for dinner from ages 15 to 85 - [7 Things To Make Time For After Retirement](https://www.geezerguff.com/7-things-to-make-time-for-after-retirement/) - 7 ideas for making your retirement more enjoyable and fulfilling - [Nursing Home Escapee by Colby Jones](https://www.geezerguff.com/nursing-home-escapee-by-colby-jones/) - Cartoon of senior citizen trying to escape from the nursing home. - [Tough Granny Attacks Robber](https://www.geezerguff.com/tough-granny-attacks-robber/) - Old news story about a 75-year-old woman taking on a robber. - [Calling all day](https://www.geezerguff.com/calling-all-day/) - I've been calling you all day! - [8 Ways to Successfully Age – With a Twist](https://www.geezerguff.com/8-ways-to-successfully-age-with-a-twist/) - Eight quick tips for living better and longer - [Millennials Show Us What ‘Old’ Looks Like](https://www.geezerguff.com/millennials-show-us-what-old-looks-like/) - Millennials concepts of old age meets up with real people of old age. - [Kid's Computer as Backup](https://www.geezerguff.com/kids-computer-as-backup/) - Funny cartoon. My computer is down, hon. Can I spend a few weeks with yours? - [Over 40? No Donuts for You!](https://www.geezerguff.com/over-40-no-donuts-for-you/) - A YouTube video showing what happens when age discrimination is open and in your face. From AARP. - [Couple with the Longest Marriage (81 years)](https://www.geezerguff.com/couple-with-the-longest-marriage-81-years/) - YouTube video of 99-year-old couple married for 81 years. - [The Tech Support Scam](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-tech-support-scam/) - Senior citizens are the targets of scammers offering tech support. Read about how it works and what to do. - [Keeping Active and Engaged in Life](https://www.geezerguff.com/keeping-active-and-engaged-in-life/) - Ideas for senior citizens to keep active and engaged with life. - [114 Year Old Anna Talks About Her Longevity](https://www.geezerguff.com/114-year-old-anna-talks-about-her-longevity/) - 114-year-old talks about the secrets to her longevity: physical and mental activity and God. - [Damn Computer Keeps Saying I Have Mail](https://www.geezerguff.com/damn-computer-keeps-saying-i-have-mail/) - Grandma says: Damn computer keep saying I have email - [Old Enough to Know Better](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-enough-to-know-better/) - When is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in? - [Poker Night at the Senior Center](https://www.geezerguff.com/poker-night-at-the-senior-center/) - Photo of poker night at the senior center. - [97 Year Old Women Dancing In The Streets Of Italy](https://www.geezerguff.com/97-year-old-women-dancing-in-the-streets-of-italy/) - Watch this wonderful older woman dance to the music on a street in Italy. - [Getting a Dog at 82 Years Old - Laughing with Mary Maxwell](https://www.geezerguff.com/getting-a-dog-at-82-years-old-laughing-with-mary-maxwell/) - Humorous advice to an 82-year-old considering getting a dog. - [Amusement Park Senior Day](https://www.geezerguff.com/amusement-park-senior-day/) - Geezers ride the roller coaster at the amusement park. A Dan Gibson funny cartoon. - [Words And Phrases Remind Us Of The Way We Word](https://www.geezerguff.com/words-and-phrases-remind-us-of-the-way-we-word/) - Words and expressions that geezers will remember but are slowly fading from the language. - [Do You Remember...](https://www.geezerguff.com/do-you-remember/) - Geezer saying: Do you remember being able to get up with no sound effects? Good times...eh. - [Daredevil great-great gran takes her first paraglide for charity](https://www.geezerguff.com/daredevil-great-great-gran-takes-her-first-paraglide-for-charity/) - This 90-year-old great, great grandmother takes on a paraglide challenge for charity. - [Geezer Crossing Photo](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-crossing-photo/) - Slow down for geezers signage. - [Walker vs. Scooter](https://www.geezerguff.com/walker-vs-scooter/) - Cartoon showing walker versus scooter race. - [Candy shop owner going strong at 101](https://www.geezerguff.com/candy-shop-owner-going-strong-at-101/) - A CBS interview with Ethel Weiss, the 101-year-old owner of Irving’s, a candy and toy store in Brookline, Massachusetts. - [Communication between old and young cartoon](https://www.geezerguff.com/communication-between-old-and-young-cartoon/) - Using just two symbols, this cartoon by Brazilian cartoonist Elihu Duayer depicts communication between old and young. - [Lucille Ball on the secret of staying young](https://www.geezerguff.com/lucille-ball-on-the-secret-of-staying-young/) - Lucille Ball quote about staying young - [104 Year Old Yarn Bomber Is World's Oldest Street Artist](https://www.geezerguff.com/104-year-old-yarn-bomber-is-worlds-oldest-street-artist/) - 104-year-old is in a band of crocheters that display their work in public in small Scottish towns. - [Why Do Older Adults Have Increased Risk for Mouth Diseases?](https://www.geezerguff.com/why-do-older-adults-have-increased-risk-for-mouth-diseases/) - Older adults still need to see the dentist. Here are the reasons why and what to do about it. - [Love for Sale](https://www.geezerguff.com/love-for-sale/) - Love for sale in the senior home funny cartoon. - [I Can't Believe We Made It](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-cant-believe-we-made-it/) - A video tribute to kids who grew up in the 50s through 80s and managed to survive without total parental supervision. - [Popular culture inspires strange baby names](https://www.geezerguff.com/popular-culture-inspires-strange-baby-names/) - Basing baby names on popular culture can lead to the type of strange names shown here. - [Our Ancestors Had Tails](https://www.geezerguff.com/our-ancestors-had-tails/) - A funny cartoon from Dave Coverly. - [Exercises for People with Arthritis](https://www.geezerguff.com/exercises-for-people-with-arthritis/) - Yoga, underwater exercise, outdoor adventures, and light stretching can help people of all ages with arthritis. - [You Know You're Old When...](https://www.geezerguff.com/you-know-youre-old-when/) - You know you're old when you have to scroll to your age. - [No Grandma, Listen](https://www.geezerguff.com/no-grandma-listen/) - Grandma consults the voice of experience - [Home Schooling for the 55+ Generation](https://www.geezerguff.com/home-schooling-for-the-55-generation/) - What the mothers and fathers of current senior citizens really taught us. - [Drunken Geezer in Recliner](https://www.geezerguff.com/drunken-geezer-in-recliner/) - Geezer arrested for drunk driving in recliner -- Cartoon - [Senior Texting Codes](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-texting-codes/) - Senior citizens have their own texting codes for their smartphones. - [I Want it - I Want it Now!](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-want-it-i-want-it-now/) - In this dance song YouTube video, singer/songwriter Kevin McKnelly shamelessly features his 91-year-old father lip-syncing and dancing with his walker. - [Cosmetic Surgery...Eventually](https://www.geezerguff.com/cosmetic-surgery-eventually/) - Eventually even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look like taxidermy. - [Infographic -- Preventing Falls in Older Adults](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-preventing-falls-in-older-adults/) - Infographic listing precautions older adults can take to prevent falls. - [Grandma Cooks Grilled Cheese Sandwich with an Iron](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandma-cooks-grilled-cheese-sandwich-with-an-iron-2/) - A senior gets creative and uses her iron to prepare a grilled cheese sandwich. - [In the 60s, people took acid...](https://www.geezerguff.com/in-the-60s-people-took-acid/) - In the 60s it was acid, but now... - [Infographic - Protect Your Vision from Diabetes](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-protect-your-vision-from-diabetes/) - An infographic to help you keep TRACK of your health so you can protect your vision from diabetes. - [Three signs of old age](https://www.geezerguff.com/three-signs-of-old-age/) - There are three signs of old age. See them here. - [Senior Baseball](https://www.geezerguff.com/senior-baseball/) - Geezer baseball player: mind versus body! - [Costco and the Purina Diet](https://www.geezerguff.com/costco-and-the-purina-diet/) - A retired geezer with a bag of dog food waits in the line at Costco. Then... - [Why Seniors Speed](https://www.geezerguff.com/why-seniors-speed/) - Seniors speed to get where they're going before they forget where they're going! - [73-year-old-man Faces Off with Bear](https://www.geezerguff.com/73-year-old-man-faces-off-with-bear/) - Carl protected his dog by punching out a bear! - [Conversations with My Smart House](https://www.geezerguff.com/conversations-with-my-smart-house/) - Smart homes are coming and we geezers have to prepare to talk to them. - [Geezer Tats](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-tats/) - New tattoos for the new crop of geezers. - [102 year old Dancer Sees Herself on Film](https://www.geezerguff.com/102-year-old-dancer-sees-herself-on-film-15/) - Alice Baker, a former chorus line dancer, now 102 and living in a nursing home gets to see a younger version of herself dancing on film. - [Chinese Grandma Swings To the Pole Dance Beat](https://www.geezerguff.com/chinese-grandma-swings-to-the-pole-dance-beat/) - 60-year-old Chinese grandma uses pole dancing for dance and acrobatics exercise. - [Retirement Can Kill](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-can-kill/) - Cartoon showing George at work and George in retirement. - [Couple married 73 years dies within minutes of each other](https://www.geezerguff.com/couple-married-73-years-dies-within-minutes-of-each-other/) - Their son tells the story of a couple married for 73 years, living in separate facilities, who died within minutes of each other. - [Meet the Grannies of China who won't stop dancing](https://www.geezerguff.com/meet-the-grannies-of-china-who-wont-stop-dancing-2/) - Dancing Grannies in China are stirring some controversy. - [Occupy from Webdonuts.com](https://www.geezerguff.com/occupy-from-webdonuts-com/) - Some of us are just happy to be occupying anything. - [Golfing with Ida](https://www.geezerguff.com/golfing-with-ida/) - Watch Ida Pieracci, a 102 year old golfer on the links at the San Jose Country Club. - [Perks of Being Over 60](https://www.geezerguff.com/perks-of-being-over-60/) - Here are 18 perks of being old you probably haven't thought of. - [Lost in the Fifties- Another Time, Another Place](https://www.geezerguff.com/lost-in-the-fifties-another-time-another-place/) - Photos that will trigger your memories of the 50s, 60s, and 70s. - [5 Ways Seniors Can Spice Up Their Sex Lives](https://www.geezerguff.com/5-ways-seniors-can-spice-up-their-sex-lives/) - Sex can continue into old age. To update and improve their sex lives, seniors should consider these five ideas. - [I Can’t Bear This](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-cant-bear-this/) - Guest poster Jerry Solomon finds fault with Bear Bryant's attitude towards the retirement life. - [Heard About the New Hearing Aid Technology?](https://www.geezerguff.com/heard-about-the-new-hearing-aid-technology/) - Read about the new technology that is improving the hearing aids seniors use. - [Purple Haze Retirement Community](https://www.geezerguff.com/purple-haze-retirement-community/) - Purple Haze Retirement Community cartoon - [Old is when you're napping, but...](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-is-when-youre-napping-but/) - Funny cartoon about napping when you're old - [Old Age Ain't for Sissies](https://www.geezerguff.com/old-age-aint-for-sissies/) - Bette Davis is the one who said it: Old age ain't for sissies. - [I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore](https://www.geezerguff.com/i-dont-look-good-naked-anymore/) - The Snake Oil Willie band sings a catchy tune about the aging geezer - [Older Ladies by Donnalou Stevens](https://www.geezerguff.com/older-ladies-by-donnalou-stevens/) - An original song, from YouTube, by Donnalou Stevens, that extols the virtues of older ladies. - [This 77-year-old grandma can lift more than you](https://www.geezerguff.com/this-77-year-old-grandma-can-lift-more-than-you/) - See the gym workout of 77-year-old power lifter Willie Murphy. 105 pounds and all muscle! - [I'm Not Old says the Geezer Cat](https://www.geezerguff.com/im-not-old-says-the-geezer-cat/) - Geezer cat stretches - [It's no longer a question of staying healthy](https://www.geezerguff.com/its-no-longer-a-question-of-staying-healthy/) - It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. - [Any day above ground](https://www.geezerguff.com/any-day-above-ground/) - Any day above ground is a good day! - [Geezer Guide to Medical Terms](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezer-guide-to-medical-terms/) - Medical terms seniors should know. - [Real Time with Bill Maher: Generation Ass](https://www.geezerguff.com/real-time-with-bill-maher-generation-ass/) - Bill Maher's comedic rant about ageism, the last acceptable prejudice in America. - [Next Level Boomer Products](https://www.geezerguff.com/next-level-boomer-products/) - Boomers have the money. Now it's up to manufacturers to provide new and interesting products. - [Five Banned Words](https://www.geezerguff.com/five-banned-words/) - Five words you can no longer use. - [Forget Florida and Arizona for Retirement – Try North Dakota Instead](https://www.geezerguff.com/forget-florida-and-arizona-for-retirement-–-try-north-dakota-instead/) - Leave the sun and heat of Florida and Arizona behind -- North Dakota is the new cold spot for retirement living. - [100 Year Old Best Friends Hilarious Take on Our World](https://www.geezerguff.com/100-year-old-best-friends-hilarious-take-on-our-world/) - Steve Harvey introduces Irene and Alice, 100-year-old women who have been friends for 94 years, giving their views on the pop culture of today. - [85-year-old Male Best Friends Consider Pop Culture](https://www.geezerguff.com/85-year-old-male-best-friends-consider-pop-culture/) - You'll laugh when hearing these two 85-year-old gentlemen discuss modern pop culture. - [Ways 3D Printing Will Benefit Seniors](https://www.geezerguff.com/ways-3d-printing-will-benefit-seniors/) - 3D printing can help senior citizens with personalized medical devices, improved operations, and customized prosthetics. - [Funny Senior Citizen tells a joke in Noblesville, Indiana](https://www.geezerguff.com/funny-senior-citizen-tells-a-joke-in-noblesville-indiana/) - An assisted living resident in Indiana tells a joke that other residents act out. - [Boarding Passes by Dave Blazek](https://www.geezerguff.com/boarding-passes-by-dave-blazek/) - Geezers and boarding passes from Dave Blazek - [I've earned the right to be grumpy](https://www.geezerguff.com/ive-earned-the-right-to-be-grumpy/) - I'm old, I've earned the right to be grumpy - [Do not regret growing older](https://www.geezerguff.com/do-not-regret-growing-older/) - Geezer Saying: Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many. - [This is how I die!](https://www.geezerguff.com/this-is-how-i-die/) - Elder driver and scared dog - [Retirement Village People](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-village-people/) - Retirement Village People wanna join the AARP - [Are Adult Communities a Rip Off?](https://www.geezerguff.com/are-adult-communities-a-rip-off/) - Geezer Bill responds to a reader comment declaring adult communities a rip off. - [Retirement Life 6/21/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-62114/) - A fruit and chicken combination prepared for the Meet and Eat club. - [Assisted Living – The Advantages and Downsides](https://www.geezerguff.com/assisted-living-the-advantages-and-downsides/) - Read about the pros and cons of assisted living and in-home assisted living. - [Grandpa Shocks Everyone at Wedding](https://www.geezerguff.com/grandpa-shocks-everyone-at-wedding/) - A senior dances to rock and roll with enthusiasm and energy at a wedding. - [America's Got Talent 2014 Auditions - Ray Jessel - Penis Song](https://www.geezerguff.com/americas-got-talent-2014-auditions-ray-jessel-penis-song/) - Ray Jessel wows the AFT judges with his Penis song. - [The Old Man Parking Lot Scam*](https://www.geezerguff.com/the-old-man-parking-lot-scam/) - Geezers must be wary of scams involving two hot college coeds who offer to wash your windshield. - [Retirement Life 6/15/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-61514/) - A Father's Day hot dog with mustard and champagne - [Retirement Life 5/10/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-51014/) - Mother's Day at a Mexican restaurant. - [Incredible Senior Citizen Bust a Rhyme EMINEM Style](https://www.geezerguff.com/incredible-senior-citizen-bust-a-rhyme-eminem-style/) - Stand up comedy and an Eminem style rap from comedian Zina Mager. - [Infographic: Nursing Care Facilities](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-nursing-care-facilities/) - Visual information about nursing care facilities in the U.S. - [Infographic: The Science of Getting Old](https://www.geezerguff.com/infographic-the-science-of-getting-old/) - Short, visual answers to questions about aging. - [5 Special Ways to Meet a Single Geezer](https://www.geezerguff.com/5-special-ways-to-meet-a-single-geezer/) - Forget the dating web sites. Here are 5 different ways you can meet the single male or female geezer of your life. - [86-year-old gymnast Johanna Quaas](https://www.geezerguff.com/86-year-old-gymnast-johanna-quaas/) - 86-year-old gymnast Johanna Quaas shows off her floor exercise routine. - [Retirement Life 3/21/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-32114/) - Geezer Bill visits a Model Railroad Club set up at a nearby retirement community. - [Retirement Life 3/8/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-3814/) - It's curtains for the Fabulous Palm Springs Follies. - [Geezers Fear Not the Future Doctor Shortage](https://www.geezerguff.com/geezers-fear-not-the-future-doctor-shortage/) - Electronic medical records, artificial intelligence, and body monitoring technology are all here to save geezers from the future doctor shortage. - [Mandatory Euthanasia for Senior Citizens Petition](https://www.geezerguff.com/mandatory-euthanasia-for-senior-citizens-petition/) - People sign a petition to put senior citizens to sleep to save healthcare costs. - [Retirement Life 3/2/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-3214/) - Performance of 50s music by the Shirelles, with Beverly Lee, and the Mighty Echoes, an a cappella doo wop group. - [Retirement Life 2/8/14](https://www.geezerguff.com/retirement-life-2814/) - Artwork aplenty appears at the Creative Arts Show. 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