While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When, leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about 40 minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel further before they could find a place to turnaround so they could return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the geezer husband became the classic grumpy old man.
He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return trip.
The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute.
The to woman’s relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car to hurry inside and retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.”