The male version, perhaps, of Donnalou Stevens â€œOlder Ladiesâ€ song. Sung by the Snake Oil Willie band itâ€™s about a geezer who realizes that heâ€™s gotten a bit older and rounder.
No, I donâ€™t look good naked anymore
Iâ€™m a deep-fried, double-wide version
Of the man I was before.
If I keep on like Iâ€™m doinâ€™,
I wonâ€™t fit through the door,
And I donâ€™t look good naked anymore.