Three brothers, age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, â€œWas I getting in or out of the bath?â€
The 94-year-old yells back, â€œI donâ€™t know, Iâ€™ll come up and see.â€
He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, â€œWas I going up the stairs or coming down?â€
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, â€œI sure hope I never get that forgetful.â€
He knocks on wood for good luck, then yells, â€œIâ€™ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see whoâ€™s at the door.â€