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Searching for a Geriatric Internist

Geezer Guff Posted on November 30, 2011 by geezerbillJune 30, 2012

I had an internist once. But when I turned 66, he gave me the bad news. “You’re old now,” he said gravely, “And you’re not going to live forever. What’s more, your veins are too small, your skin is wrinkly, … Continue reading →

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Posted in Aging, Health | Tagged doctor, geezers, geriatric, geriatric internists, geriatrician, geriatrics, humor, internist, medical care, Medicare payments, old people, retirement dollars, retirement home, satire, senior citizens | Leave a reply

Change Things Up to Boost Your Brain Power

Geezer Guff Posted on July 31, 2011 by geezerbillJune 30, 2012

Keeping your brain active is no-brainer geezer goal. You can creatively boost your brain power by taking advantage of your normal, everyday activities. Sandwich Making. Ya gotta eat. So why not turn an ordinary kitchen activity – making a sandwich … Continue reading →

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Posted in Health | Tagged brain, brain activity, brain health, brain improvement, brain power, craps, exercising your brain, female geezer, geezer, golf, handicap, humor, Las Vegas, satire, senior, visualization | Leave a reply

Next Level Boomer Products

Geezer Guff Posted on May 28, 2011 by geezerbillNovember 13, 2014

Boomers are going to be big spenders in retirement. Companies whose products are aimed at the 18 to 49 year old marketplace (e.g. slasher movies, rap CDs, tattoo parlors, and nipple ring manufacturers, to name a few) are not appealing … Continue reading →

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Posted in Funny, Health, Money, Travel | Tagged active wear, boomer, cruising, dentures, geezer, humor, mobility scooter, organic vegetables, poverty, satire, senior | Leave a reply

The Geezer and the Egg

Geezer Guff Posted on January 26, 2011 by geezerbillJune 30, 2012

Geezer and wife dinner conversation: “Guess what, honey?” “What is it, dear?” “C’mon, take a guess.” “Okay. Our son’s coming for a visit and he’s not bringing his laundry.” “No. Try again.” “Our daughter’s gotten another tattoo.” “That’s old news.” … Continue reading →

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Posted in Aging, Health | Tagged baby, egg, egg bank, geezer, humor, invitro fertilization, mature, older, pregnant, satire, wife | 2 Replies

Inventing Medical Devices for Medicare Riches

Geezer Guff Posted on January 6, 2011 by geezerbillJune 30, 2012

As you may know, Medicare will pay big time for patient devices with a specific medical purpose. BUT they won’t cover products designed for the general public – even if the purpose is similar. Armed with this knowledge and a … Continue reading →

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Posted in Health, Money | Tagged cost, device, geezer, humor, medical device, medicare, satire, senior, senior citizen | Leave a reply

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