Geezer Funny Pictures

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Seniors on YouTube

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Retirement Ramblings

  • Thoughts about agingThoughts about aging
    I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it. Like many elderly people, I own a cat. When people see the ...
  • Old Woman and the Bank TellerOld Woman and the Bank Teller
    This old woman handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.” The old woman wanted to know why. The teller returned ...
  • What does it feel like to be old?What does it feel like to be old?
    Anonymous text The other day, a young person asked me: What did it feel like to be old? I was very surprised by the question, since he did not consider me old. When he saw my reaction, he was immediately embarrassed, but ...
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Geezer Satire

  • A Few Facebook ThoughtsA Few Facebook Thoughts
    From a recent Facebook post from my friend, Ed Decker: Facebook keeps asking me “What’s on your mind, Ed? thought I would jot down a few things. Went to see my cardiologist last month. He said I was in pretty bad shape. ...
  • I left my glasses…I left my glasses...
    While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When, leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t ...
  • The Geezer’s New CorvetteThe Geezer’s New Corvette
    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought, as ...
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Geezer Writing From the Web

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Geezer Sayings

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Senior Humor Sites

My personal collection of senior-related humor sites. Click the titles to be transported to laughs. (Some risque, but not dirty.)

Starts at 60 Collection of jokes added to most days. Not all related to geezers, but still funny.

The Odds Single Panel comic strip featuring married seniors Tad and Elmira Odd. “Oldies But Goodies” Humor For Senior Citizens! Scroll down for jokes.

My Clean Humor This page has daily clean jokes about aging.

Reader’s Digest Old Age Jokes “Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.” Short jokes about aging. In large type for easy reading.

Geriatrics and Baby Boomer Humor, part of the Humor Etc. site. Jokes to click on.

My Aging Funny Bone is part of the Senior Resource website. A twice weekly cartoon (scroll down) and some jokes to click on.

Retirement Quotes Cafe This page of the site has retirement-related jokes and humor.

My Little Sister’s Jokes About Aging Click on any written joke.

Grandma Betty Long page with quick one liners. Part of a larger site with lots of info sources for boomers.

Senior Ark: Seniors helping Seniors meet the challenges in retirement. This is the humor page of a large site for seniors. Mostly links to short funny joke stories.

Senior Citizen Humor Link for senior citizen merriment, humor, jokes, and fun! Scroll down for jokes. (Not updated recently.)

Geezer Planet on Facebook Website stopped in 2013.

Senior Resources

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Guff Stuff

See Geezer t-shrts and more at my Teepublic store.

Great Grandpa

Geezer definition

Geezer Gifts

  • Certified Grumpy Old Man
    Certified Grumpy Old Man